when you can’t remember the words, make up your own!

Cranky Mama’s lullaby:

Hush, little baby, don’t you cry
Mama’s gonna get you a piece of pie
And if that piece of pie’s too sweet
Mama’s gonna give you a strand of wheat

And if that strand of wheat is lame
Mama’s gonna give you a video game
And if that video game’s no good
Mama’s gonna give you a hunk of wood

And if that hunk of wood’s got splinters
Mama’s gonna give you a thousand winters
And if those thousand winters are too cold
Mama’s gonna give you some bread with mold

And if that bread with mold’s no fun
Mama’s gonna give you an exploding sun
And if that exploding sun goes boom
Mama’s gonna put you down in your own room

Kid’s gonna need therapy. No question.

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