I’m not one to follow celebrity gossip* but this was so silly it caught my eye:
Backstage at the Teen Choice Awards, host Jessica Simpson, 26, asked presenter Britney Spears if she could kiss her pregnant belly. â€œHell no!â€ responded Spears, 24. Says a witness, â€œJessica was really insulted, but Britney refused to let her do it.â€
-Us Weekly Blog
I’m sorry – is kissing pregnant women’s bellies something we have to deal with now? As though strangers wanting to touch you and asking intrusive questions about your reproductive bits isn’t weird enough? Then again, Britney did tongue-kiss Madonna, so maybe this is just how they communicate in Hollywood. With kissing. And tongues.
I need to go rinse my brain out now.
*Oh wait, that’s not true at all.
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