Me: It’s raining? It’s not supposed to rain today.
Ellison: I will call the King of the Weather. (Dials onto his hand, holds it up to his ear.) Hello, King of the Weather? It’s Ellison. Can we have a sunny day please?
King of the Weather (deep Ellison voice): No. Today will be chilly and gray.
Ellison (normal voice): Aaw, man.