I have one cup of coffee a day. One. Sometimes not even a whole cup.
So when I thought maybe I’d skip coffee on Monday, I figured it wouldn’t be a big deal. Because I don’t drink that much! And it’s hardly like I’m an addict!
Ha ha ha ha haaaaaa.
By noon I had a caffeine headache, which was annoying but bearable.
By three I had a full-on migraine.
Coffee was all “Imma choke a bitch” and I was all “Please, coffee, I’m sorry, I will never do it again.”
Today’s cup was delicious.