Coffee:1, Me:0


I have one cup of coffee a day. One. Sometimes not even a whole cup.

So when I thought maybe I’d skip coffee on Monday, I figured it wouldn’t be a big deal. Because I don’t drink that much! And it’s hardly like I’m an addict!

Ha ha ha ha haaaaaa.

By noon I had a caffeine headache, which was annoying but bearable.

By three I had a full-on migraine.

Coffee was all “Imma choke a bitch” and I was all “Please, coffee, I’m sorry, I will never do it again.”

Today’s cup was delicious.